its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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