and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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