I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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