Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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