I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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