Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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