I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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