I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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