Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
There r osticjed everywhere
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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