she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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