You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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