its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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