Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
