Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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