Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
