Acid is not a monday night drug
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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