Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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