Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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