I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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