yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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