Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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