im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Randomize
