So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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