Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Is this like a preordered booty call?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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