My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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