If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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