You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
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