Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Acid is not a monday night drug
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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