...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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