i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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