just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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