she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Drake has all the answers
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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