Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Randomize
