i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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