So drunk, too bad you don't want this
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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