should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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