He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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