Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
They have beer where we have blood.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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