I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
