Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
how does that bad decision feel?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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