I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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