no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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