You're so nebulous sometimes
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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