roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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