Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
i think i just lost a toe
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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