it hurts more in the daytime
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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