butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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