That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
this will be a night to untag.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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