just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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