Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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