If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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