She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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