Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Never joke about your clitoris.
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