Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
and you fell through a lawn chair
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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